Condo Fucks In Rare Chicago Appearance Shocker

While hanging backstage at Coachella with such luminaries as Pat O’Brien, Mason Reese and John Stamos this weekend, I caught wind of a rock rumor so scintillating, I’m about to turn the entire biz sideways just by repeating it. To wit, the legendary CONDO FUCKS will warm up for an appearance at Primavera Sound with a May 16 show at Chicago’s Hideout in support of Eleventh Dream Day.