Any Similarities To Persons Living Or Dead Is Way Too Close For Comfort

The AP is reporting a first class passenger on a JFK-Guyana flight was so intoxicated / pumped up with self-entitlement, he slid down the jet’s emergency chute upon landing rather than wait for all the economy passengers to disembark.

I would like to state for the record that I have never been to Guyana.  Also, this item gives me a cheap excuse to include the Matablog’s 3rd ever reference to the thespian dynamo known as Powers Booth (ref. #1, #2).