If The New Pornographers’ July 4th Show In Battery Park Is Meant To Celebrate The Birth Of A Nation..

….then you can celebrate the afterbirth the following day, just a few blocks away with Shearwater. 

Miwa advises us that if you're not there before the gates open…you might be shit out of luck. She didn't use those exact words, but there's no better way to describe wandering around that 'hood on a weekday evening with scant other entertainment options besides the Staten Island ferry and free frappucino samples.