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Konvicted : Akon Dumped Over Ill-Advised Hump

May 10th, 2007 at 6:59 pm by Gerard

As you've probably heard, Akon's run afoul of moralists and cell phone companies alike after being captured on video engaged in a vaguely lewd act with a 14 year old. Salon's David Marchese says "I think I'm going to go bang my head against a wall."

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Akon's antics were definitely on the gross side, but what did Verizon expect? Did anyone at the company even listen to his album ("Konvicted," which has sold more than 2 million copies) before signing the guy? If they had, they'd have heard hit singles like "Smack That" ("Smack that all on the floor/ smack that till you get sore") and "I Wanna Love You," which, in its unedited version substitutes "love" with a different four-letter word. But the problem isn't that Akon is objectionable — he isn't really, and people who complain about him are the same kind of people who would have tied themselves in knots over Elvis — the problem is that Verizon fired Akon for doing the kind of thing it hired him for. The dude is a star because he has a sexy, streetwise image and an album full of sexy, streetwise songs. Verizon was only too happy to bask in Akon's popularity until he took one sideways step from what he always does (which he's since apologized for) and then it drops him like a hot potato. To suddenly treat him as some sort of moral degenerate is ridiculous. Especially considering the fact that, at this very moment, R. Kelly walks the streets as a free man. Would somebody please think about the children?!

There's also a double standard in play that makes Verizon's foolishness even more annoying. Verizon has maintained its associations with both Keith Urban and Fall Out Boy mainman Pete Wentz — even though the former has a well-documented addiction problem and the latter had pictures of his wee wee (inadvertently) plastered all over the Internet last year. Hmm. Cute white stars have more leeway with their indiscretions than does one born with the name Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thaim.

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3 Responses to “Konvicted : Akon Dumped Over Ill-Advised Hump”

  1. Brushback Says:

    Someone in Fall Out Boy has a penis?

  2. Professor Griff Makes Graves Says:

    Black folks– black folks in the white owned (&/or Wall St controlled) entertainment (& telecom) industry– being held to different standards than whitey? Oh my! (As if anyone in the media otherwise care if a Senegalese or a Trini do ** anything. **)

    Musical sidenote: the track with Akon on THEE best hip-hop record of 2007, the new Joell Ortiz (from East W’Burg, he must know the Arsonists dudes tho’ nobody’s smart enough to ask him), is… tolerable, but everything else kills.

    Thus sprach

    PGMG

  3. reallygood Says:

    An addiction problem which he seeked help for, not let get out of control, show up drunk at the concert and molest some child on stage.